Good morning.

Right, ladies and gentleman who have too much time on their hands, you've stumbled across a blog not at all unlike any other blog you've seen before. Yes, this is one of those ones that you've been warned about, where the author WILL talk about anything, with no warning, prelude and only the vaguest sense of continuity.

Now that that's out of the way, some stalker feed. I'm an adult according to the UK government, doing my A-Levels in college, and am generally a computer nerd. I come across as blunt quite often, which is probably because I am, although I'm willing to bet that at times this blog will look like some weepy livejournal.

Now that you've been sufficiently bewildered for someone writing at 2 in the morning, on with the show!